The Touchables

"The Touchables" is a novelty single by Dickie Goodman released on Mark-X Records in 1961. The record is a parody of the hit TV show The Untouchables. This also marked Goodman's return to the singles charts, coming in at #60.

Its B-Side, "Martian Melody", is similar to the version found on Buchanan & Goodman's Flying Saucer The 2nd, but is instead played at the 33¹⁄₃ RPM speed.

Songs

The songs sampled were:

• The Untouchables theme song
• "All I Have to Do Is Dream" by The Everly Brothers
• "North to Alaska" by Johnny Horton
• "Seeman, deine Heimat ist das Meer" by Lolita
• "You're Sixteen" by Johnny Burnette
• "Artificial Flowers" by Bobby Darin
• "You Talk Too Much" by Joe Jones
• "Rubber Ball" by Bobby Vee